This is the only thing worse than today's strip.
I guess the only thing to make it even worse than that, is to do what STEEVEN does, and blast your car stereo while double parked in a handicapped spot.
I've never keyed a car in my life, but when I see someone who has double parked in such a blatant fashion, my keying hand get's twitchy.
Here's the thing . . . you aren't special. I don't care how much you paid for your car, you don't automatically deserve two spots. You have to risk your door getting dinged just like the rest of us.
Don't want your door getting dinged, don't drive it.